She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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