Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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