Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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