Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i believe in u and ur pee
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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