I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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