i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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