Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
