You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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