He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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