If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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