just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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