ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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