i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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