Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We talked him into tasing himself.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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