Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.