I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.