I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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