I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
its not stalking. its research.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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