No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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