mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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