these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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