is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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