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(914): View more from New York

How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?

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(914): How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German? http://tfl.nu/tyh7

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(908): View more from New Jersey

is wine microwaveable?

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(908): is wine microwaveable? http://tfl.nu/o7ks

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(734): View more from Michigan

Wish you were here....

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And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?

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(734): Wish you were here.... (734): And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it? http://tfl.nu/j5nc

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.

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(423): Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis. http://tfl.nu/t2k7

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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism

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(862): I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism http://tfl.nu/6czv

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers

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(484): Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers http://tfl.nu/tvan

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(313): View more from Michigan

Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.

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(313): Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose. http://tfl.nu/p7by

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(417): View more from Missouri

Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel

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(417): Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel http://tfl.nu/ki9k

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(443): View more from Maryland

Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.

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(443): Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere. http://tfl.nu/ui38

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.

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(732): You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire. http://tfl.nu/i4tp

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(785): View more from Kansas

DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.

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(785): DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS. http://tfl.nu/jicq

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(773): View more from Illinois

I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it

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It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact

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(773): I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it (773): It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact http://tfl.nu/3h4p

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.

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That's all I've ever wanted.

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(307): I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up. (303): That's all I've ever wanted. http://tfl.nu/ydlb

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(903): View more from Texas

You're a waste of cheezeits

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(903): You're a waste of cheezeits http://tfl.nu/fc08

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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time

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(954): I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time http://tfl.nu/1q0v

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