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• (801): View more from Utah

  Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...

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  A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?

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• (716): View more from New York

  i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine

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• (805): View more from California

  I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.

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• (348): View more from

  Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.

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  You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.

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• (760): View more from California

  Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.

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