Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
