Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I have tasted many bathrooms
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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