If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have already put on my inside pants.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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