its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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