He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
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Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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