idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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