I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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