Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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