sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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