dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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