Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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