I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We are all done wearing pants today
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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