Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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