Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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