I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it