You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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