Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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