I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm bleeding and have questions
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
