i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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