Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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