I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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