why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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