ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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