Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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