I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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