we have pet lesbian snakes
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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