Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
