I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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