let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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