You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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