But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We are all done wearing pants today
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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