Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
