i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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