she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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