As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You are a genius and a whore.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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