Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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